Give the Queen a Cornflake!

Have you ever heard the saying,
For want of a nail the horse shoe was lost
For want of a shoe the horse was lost
For want of a horse the rider was lost
For want of a rider he battle was lost
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost
And all for the want of a horse shoe nail.

*sound of throat clearing*
For want of a cornflake the bowl was not full
For want of a full bowl for her brekkie the queen was not energized
For want of energy her important meeting was a failure
For want of an important meeting THE WORLD EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!
And all for the want of a cornflake

So if you want to live to see 2013 then send the queen a cornflake! She needs it more than you.

El. 🙂

P.S  I used this on another blog I have so if you ever see that then don’t worry I’m not stealing someone’s work and claiming it as my own, it really is mine.

January 2, 2012. Tags: . Random wisdoms. Leave a comment.

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