Introducing Jae.

Hey, it's Jae!

1. Jae often disappears to a strange place called a ‘gym’. I suspect brain washing.
2. Jae comes from Belfast and says things like “Wee” “Eejit” and “What the effin jeffin?” That last one is not Irish. She makes up words too.
3. Her favourite type of choccie is DARK! LIKE HER SOUL!!!!!!!!
4. Her glasses fire lazer beams. And leprechauns.
5. Once a year she disappears into a dark cave filled with dentists. And dreams. And  a crocodile. BUT NO BOURBON BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

El.

January 22, 2012. Tags: , , . Stuff we love. Leave a comment.

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