Utterly Awesome Blog: Phileas Dogg

Utterly Awesome Dog Blog!

Here is this week’s Utterly Awesome Blog – and it isn’t even written by a human!

Before there was Pudsey on Britain’s Got Talent, an even more talented dog has been at work. Phileas Dogg is a travel blog written by Attlee the dog.

We like this blog because:

It’s a dog! Giving his opinion! Not like boring human travel which is all blah blah service station blah blah country cottage etc. As well as Attlee there’s a French correspondent who tells you about his life. We are not entirely sure how his paws manage to type on the keyboard, but if Pudsey can walk backwards like a man then dogs can do anything.

It’s really really funny. Even if you don’t like dogs and you’re not going anywhere, you will like it.

We have met Attlee! He came to our house on New Year’s Day and was very cute. Still waiting for his report from Brighton though. Attlee is a very sweet dog.

He uses great words like Amaze-bones and is always looking for SAUSAGES.

Attlee agreed to answer some questions so we could find out the secret of his awesomeness:

Why are you so awesome?

I am so awesome because I am a dog who can write and there aren’t many hounds who can do that: not even Pudsey, I’ve heard.

Why is your blog so awesome?

My blog is so awesome because I go to pubs, hotels, restaurants and cafes all over Britain so I can tell other dogs what they’re like. Humans are interested in stuff like is the chef on television and do they have a good wine list. But dogs are interested in stuff like do they serve SAUSAGES, will the staff recognise me as the superior life form I am and are there any old-fashioned lampposts for me to add my pee to centuries of other dog pee on?

Where is your favourite place?

Even though I have travelled the country, my favourite place is my local park, two minutes walk from my house. I am top dog in the pack there, even though some of the other dogs are three times the size of me. They respect me because I have a job and an important one at that.

Where would you like to go that you haven’t been to yet? 

The Ritz because when I have been to The Ritz I will know I have truly arrived.

Why did you start a blog?

I started a travel blog because when we are travelling Dodger the cat I have to share my home with is left behind. Dodger is too clever by half so having a break from him  giving me the evils all the time is very relaxing.

If you could sell Jane for a SAUSAGE, would you?

For a whole string of sausages, I’d consider it. Make me an offer

(Jane is Attlee’s owner. If I was her, I’d be worried)

Congratulations Attlee, you are now in the select club of Eljae’s Utterly Awesome Blogs. And we will give you five sausages and a blow up lamp post for Jane, she is pretty awesome too.

Here is the code you need to create your special badge:

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Sorry it’s not a sausage
Eljae

Phileas Dogg, AKA Attlee, you are officially an Utterly Awesome Blog/Dog

El & Jae
Inspectors of Awesomeness

May 16, 2012. Tags: , , , . Utterly Awesome Blogs. Leave a comment.

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