Jae has been watching an old Star Trek movie on TV and El is confused! So Jae shall now attempt to explain it to El and to any readers who are also confused.
What’s with the Jumpsuits?
That is the uniform of the crew of the Starship Enterprise. Also useful when they do Jane Fonda’s aerobics video when they’ve finished saving the galaxy.
I remember when those uniforms were introduced for the film, there was HUGE uproar because they were different from the original series. But there was no Twitter in those days so nobody took any notice.
Who’s that guy with the pointy ears and the magnificent eyebrows?
That is Spock. He is half human and half vulcan. He is a supercool guy – supposed to be emotionless but you can tell there is a bit of a twinkle in his eye. He is the original computer expert superclever geek hero. He knows everything and is full of wisdoms. When he comes to Earth he hides his pointy ears with a woolly hat. Told you he was clever.
What kind of name is Spock anyway?
That’s Mr Spock to you, earthling. Probably normal for vulcan people. What kind of name is El anyway?
Where are they? Some kind of planet?
They are on a mission to save the galaxy. Aliens are involved but will not triumph. This is basically the plot of every Star Trek ever made. You may also know this plot from Doctor Who. You know where you are with sci fi. Except when you don’t.
I like the iPads they had earlier, wouldn’t it be funny if they were playing angry birds?
It probably wasn’t iPads that they had, probably some sort of futuristic timey-wimey wibbly bibbly space screens. For playing Space Invaders, or Pac Man.
Lol that room is made of cardboard!
Ooops, you noticed! To be fair, that was cutting edge in 1979. And at least it was real cardboard. Nowadays it would be computer generated cardboard.
Who’s that Captain dude?
That is Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. He was like the Robert Pattinson of his time, but less vampiric and morose and with a wider choice of girlfriends. Bet you can’t guess what the T in his name stands for.
It’s Tiberius. You will be glad of that one day in a pub quiz, in a galaxy far, far away.
Is that the Giant’s Causeway?
No, that’s a space Giant’s Causeway. You used to get one free with packets of Weetabix.
So now that El is full of Star Trek knowledge, the big question remains: Will she go to see the new Star Trek movie with Jae??????
Maybe, if there are sweets involved.
El & Jae
Boldly going where no blogger has gone before
Have you noticed that there are lots of T shirts and other clothing in the shops which say ‘Geek’ or ‘Nerd’ on them?
We think it’s great that such things exist – who wouldn’t want to advertise their nerdiness with a jaunty slogan? Advertise to the world your love of the geek! HOWEVER this sort of clothing has now become so popular that a terrible thing has happened:
People who aren’t even Geeks are wearing Geek shirts!!!! NOOOO!!!!!
So if you’re not sure whether you are eligible or not, we have devised a handy quiz to help:
- Would you prefer to lose all of your make up rather than all of your books? (Warning: some of these questions probably only apply to girls and flamboyant boys!)
- Do you have at least two people whom you’d call friends but whom you have never actually met in person?
- Have you read at least 10 books so far this year?
- Do you have a blog?
- Would you rather go play Minecraft than get your nails done?
- Are there more computer devices than people living in your house?
- When your teacher asks you to write what you know about the Spanish Armada (as an example) on a post it note do you mentally explode because it won’t all fit on that tiny piece of paper? (El is speaking from a personal experience here.)
- Do you have a minimum number of books that you will not leave the house without?
- If someone asked you “Are you a geek/nerd?” you proudly say yes and go on to talk about your theories on why geeks shall inherit the earth!
If you can answer yes to at least two of these questions then Congratulations – you are a 100% certified Geek and may now wear a Geek or Nerd shirt.
Don’t worry if you didn’t say yes to all of them, you can still be a geek/nerd – but you will have to try a bit harder to earn the title! And remember – Geek is for Life.
El & Jae
Earlier last week, El was feeling sad.
*pauses for violins and sad cat noises*
The reason for this was because it was seeeeeriously cold, and yet there was no snow. It made us have a sad.
So we started writing a post including a poem to charm the snow out of the sky (which you can’t read because it will make you cry vomit). And then the curse of homework descended and that post didn’t get finished and got left in draft.
But somehow, its magic leaked out the snows descended like magic flakes from the sky. El’s school closed early and she came home to pelt Jae with snowballs:
Today we read this post by Rosie Scribble where she confesses that her daughter also wished for snow.
So don’t blame the weather, or global warming or angel’s tears or any of that stuff. It was all the kids wishing for a snow day that made it happen. Wonder what else they can do??? (Raining chocolate maybe?)
El & Jae
If you see someone on their own, say hi or smile or give some friendly vibes
Sometimes being friendly is the biggest gift you can give. Give it out and it will come back to you. But don’t be too friendly like a stalker because that will creep people out.
If you’re thinking a mean thought about someone, keep it to yourself
If you wouldn’t say it to their face, don’t say it behind their back. And even then, sometimes you don’t need to say it. Just push that nastiness out your head!
If people are being mean to you, it’s not the end of the world
Everybody has tough times in their life. If your tough times are happening at school then the good news is that at least you’ve got your tough times over and done with early. It’ll all get better from here. (Probably.)
Talk to someone new as often as you can
Don’t just stick to the same groups. There are cool people all around you, but you won’t know unless you say hello.
Don’t worry so much about fitting in
We know that fitting in is a big deal at school, but sometimes not fitting in is something to be proud of too. The thing about being an outsider is: there are a lot more people on the outside than on the in.
If you get put in a group in class with somone you don’t know then this is a great opportunity to make a new friend. Or if one of your old friends makes a new one then get to know them. Oh and do your homework.
Do you have a tip for people starting back to school? Are you starting back to school? Leave a comment, even if you’ve never been to school!
Did you know that the Sea Life Centre in Brighton has re-opened after it was closed for ages for refurbishment? All the animals had to go to temporary homes but they are back now. Yay!
We went for Eye’s birthday and met some lovely turtles who swam right up to us. (They were MUCH bigger than they look in this picture)
El and Jae both touched a starfish which was a bit odd to be honest – did you know they’re actually quite soft? And then El held a crab which was very nice and didn’t bite her. It was quite still really and hardly wriggled.
But what on earth is this???
Jae’s money saving tip
We had a great time at the Sea Life Centre in Brighton. The refurbishment looks great and the creatures are fab.
BUT whatever you do, don’t just rock up and pay the door prices, cos they’re pretty steep – £16.20 for adults, £11.40 for kids. If you’re smart about it you don’t need to pay that. The building has just reopened after being closed for a while, so there are lots of offers around to encourage people to visit.
We had a 50% off voucher which El picked up at WHSmith – thank goodness, it brought our ticket bill down A LOT. There are also 2 for 1 offers running until September if you’re coming to Brighton by train.
And if you can’t find a deal like that, you can still save a bit if you book on the website. Best prices are from 3pm (it closes at 6pm – we’d seen everything in about 2 hours so this should give you plenty of time). If you do this then a family ticket reduces from £48 to £33 and you will have more to spend in the gift shop.
In conclusion it was a great way to spend a birthday and we all recommend giving it a visit.
El & Jae
How grotty is that weather? We went out to go swimming and came home soggier than we were in the pool cos of the rain. So if you are stuck indoors like us, here are 3 cool things to do for free in your house.
1. Personalise your keys
We got this idea from A Thrifty Mrs. All you need is your house or locker key, and some nail varnish. Paint keys, let it dry, admire.
Thanks to El’s best friend for lending her the nail polish. El has her own she just didn’t have that colour and couldn’t be bothered to get it herself.
2. Balloon volleyball
This is a popular game with parents, because it keeps kids active and their mum or dad gets to have a little lie down.
All you need to play this game is a balloon, two kids and a double bed or maybe a sofa. Kids bat the balloon to each other with their hands. Parent lies on the bed or sofa and keeps score.
That’s all there is to it. (Try it, it’s better than it sounds).
3. TV Moustache
To play this game, you will need to cut out a moustache-shaped piece of paper. You will also need a tiny little bit of Blu Tack.
Then, watch a DVD. When you get a full face shot of an actor looking particularly morose, pause the DVD.
Then stick the moustache on the actor and have a good laugh about it.
And that’s all there is to TV moustache.
El & Jae
Twirling our moustaches
Some people think that just because you are a little girl, or a woman, you can’t have a beard or a moustache.
People can do anything they want to. Not everything is how it appears to be on the surface. Don’t let the negative people put you down.
Be inspired! Achieve!
You can make a tash from mash
Or brush your face
Little brother’s finger can be useful sometimes:
Some moustaches are magic:
Double mmm….whipped cream
We hope you are inspired by this post to be whatever you want to be!
PS Also, whipped cream does not stick on to your face as well as you might think it should.
El & Jae
Inspirational face furniture a speciality
It is competition time over at Jae’s other blog. Yay!!!
You could win a cute Dancing Danni doll. You can plug your MP3 player into it and it will dance to the music. If you like the sound of that, pop over to enter. Closing date: 15th May - all you have to do to enter is leave a comment. And maybe do a little dance.
If El was a doll she would come with accessories: Glasses, 10 books and a satchel. Oh and a few more books.
I think we could be on to something with El dolls. I’m going to have to turn that into a brand.
Also, Jae has a second competition ending on 21st May where you could win a copy of the book French Kids Eat Everything. El is very much offended by this book’s title! What’s wrong with us English I might ask! But if you would like your own copy, enter the competition by leaving a comment here. And finishing your carrots.
Hope to see you entering!
Jae the Joyful.
The last hour of school is soooooooo loooooooong. It’s like time stretches out and it lasts longer than all the previous hours put together. Here is how to get through it without exploding:
- El’s granny used to be a teacher and she once got through the last hour by getting all the kids to think of songs about bells until the bell rang.
- If not imagine that you could levitate the teacher and send them whizzing around the classroom.
- Stare at somone for ages. You can do this whether you’re a teacher or a kid.
- Try not think about penguins
- Draw a pie chart on your hand and colour in the pieces until the end. Make sure they are equal though.
- Count backwards from 60 to zero, one number every minute
- Get Doctor Who to take you in his Tardis directly to home time. Also he could take you all through time and space on the way and you would still be home in time for tea.
- Write a song in hour head. Here’s the first line to start you off: I’ve got the last hour of school bluuuuuues. Even though I’m wearing regulation shooooeeeees etc
- Concentrate on growing your hair. Look how much lovely and longer it is when a whole hour has passed. Also if you have nits you can pass the time by getting them to crawl across your fingers.
- Actually listen to what the teacher is saying. It might be interesting.*
And if none of that works and you are still all sadface about the last hour of school - Ask yourself – is being a teacher the right profession for you?
*don’t blame us if it’s not
Jae & El
Is it 3pm yet?
On a shelf in our living room where Jae and ElDad store books they never read I have lined up my collection of Easter eggs.
I have 7 (plus 2 mini creme egg sized ones) in total including a Dr Who one, a Glee one (with free mug!), a Galaxy one and a Creme Egg one.
I’m not intending to eat them ALL on easter sunday alone however I am going to eat A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, what do you do to avoid that dreadful sore feeling you get after stuffing yourself with the sweet stuff?
Errrrrrrr… Nothing! That’s the best bit!
Happy Easter from us and our glasses!