We’ve been watching The Apprentice.
And there’s an elephant in the room.
Or is that an angry bird?
El & Jae
Please don’t fire us…
Here are three videos we like to put a smile on your face:
This is a wintery one showing ducks getting blown away in the wind – very sweet and funny:
Doesn’t it just make you go AWWWWW!!!!!!!!
This one is adorable!:
Our favourite moment is when they look at each other and go ‘LETS ROCK!’
And this one is very muppety:
Mmmmmmm….. Buried in da pope-de-corn!
What’s your favourite funny video? Leave us a link! We like to laff!
El and Jae
Lol-ing all the way home.
The thing we really liked about the Olympics was that there was a sport for everybody.
Actually, not quite.
Where were the bookworm sports? Maybe next time. El has been practising her Extreme Reading.
Event One: Reading whilst walking
Event Two: Reading whilst climbing
The Finals: Reading in the winner’s enclosure
El & Jae
Read any good books lately?
How grotty is that weather? We went out to go swimming and came home soggier than we were in the pool cos of the rain. So if you are stuck indoors like us, here are 3 cool things to do for free in your house.
1. Personalise your keys
We got this idea from A Thrifty Mrs. All you need is your house or locker key, and some nail varnish. Paint keys, let it dry, admire.
Thanks to El’s best friend for lending her the nail polish. El has her own she just didn’t have that colour and couldn’t be bothered to get it herself.
2. Balloon volleyball
This is a popular game with parents, because it keeps kids active and their mum or dad gets to have a little lie down.
All you need to play this game is a balloon, two kids and a double bed or maybe a sofa. Kids bat the balloon to each other with their hands. Parent lies on the bed or sofa and keeps score.
That’s all there is to it. (Try it, it’s better than it sounds).
3. TV Moustache
To play this game, you will need to cut out a moustache-shaped piece of paper. You will also need a tiny little bit of Blu Tack.
Then, watch a DVD. When you get a full face shot of an actor looking particularly morose, pause the DVD.
Then stick the moustache on the actor and have a good laugh about it.
And that’s all there is to TV moustache.
El & Jae
Twirling our moustaches
Some people think that just because you are a little girl, or a woman, you can’t have a beard or a moustache.
People can do anything they want to. Not everything is how it appears to be on the surface. Don’t let the negative people put you down.
Be inspired! Achieve!
You can make a tash from mash
Or brush your face
Little brother’s finger can be useful sometimes:
Some moustaches are magic:
Double mmm….whipped cream
We hope you are inspired by this post to be whatever you want to be!
PS Also, whipped cream does not stick on to your face as well as you might think it should.
El & Jae
Inspirational face furniture a speciality
Dolls can be great, but we have been wondering – why are there not more nerdy dolls?
What has gone wrong in the world that you can buy a Justin Bieber doll but no geeky girl dolls?
Something like this:
El doll comes with a satchel, more books than you can fit into the satchel, glasses, and plans to rule the universe one day.
Jae doll is more of a vintage model. She comes with techy accessories, both traditional and modern. No liquorice allsorts as she has already eaten them. This doll has an extra arm which is very useful when you are a mummy doll.
What do you think? We reckon it could really take off.
El & Jae
PS Thank you to Amazing Daisy for doll designs.
Have you ever wondered what a day in the life of El would be like? Would it involve singing, poisoning and Rolf Harris?
Let’s find out:
The other day I made a loaf of Irish soda bread. For some reason it turned out looking like a butt.
Homer Simpson’s butt to be precise.
At last we have solved the mystery of the wherabouts of the third butt!
Butt bread eater
I’m being swallowed by the sofa!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like my head has been photoshopped. IT HASN’T!!!!!!!
El. (Please save me…)
Am I Nothing?????????????????????????
If you are a kid, the only episode of Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy suitable to watch is Episode 2. The rest are too sweary, apparently.
So you will have to watch them when your parents aren’t looking, or when you are pretending to do homework on the computer.
Not that I would do that! Ha ha ha……..